I was in an accident.
A collision you mean. There are no accidents.
Yes, one of those. Non-preventative though.
What exactly happened?
I was driving, and then out of nowhere the ghost
of a bunny
ran out into the middle of the road.
A ghost?!
Yes, of a bunny.
What did it look like?
Like the wind, the wind with little furry
bunny ears hopping across the wet street.
Ew. Didn't you try to use your training?
And more! I attempted to swerve, to maintain control,
but someone had left a broken t.v. set on the curb for pickup
the next morning and it was playing Michael Jackson's
thriller and god rest his twisted soul, I could not look away.
Then what?
Well naturally I pulled into the parking lot of the KFC
down the street to inspect the damage and phone my father.
What did he say?
He was relieved I wasn't hurt but still very upset
with the evening's turn of events.
